Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: You don’t know?!

posted by shakespeherian at 7:38 AM on November 25 [2 favorites]

Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Lightbulbs? We tape fireflies to our PBR hats with duct tape and can see just as well as YOU.

posted by pyramid termite at 8:29 AM on November 25

Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: All of them. One to screw in the lightbulb, while the rest brag to each other about how they were changing lightbulbs before it was cool.

posted by The Great Big Mulp at 10:17 AM on November 25 [3 favorites]

Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

They don’t need lights. Macbooks have backlit keyboards.

posted by Pogo_Fuzzybutt at 10:44 AM on November 25 [6 favorites]

Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Oh, are those the new light bulbs? I liked the old ones better.

posted by Parasite Unseen at 1:32 PM on November 25 [3 favorites]

Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I have the answer on vinyl.

posted by ichthuz at 5:06 PM on November 25 [4 favorites]

Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: an obscure number you’ve never heard of.

posted by meadowlark lime at 7:22 PM on November 25 [8 favorites]

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